James Bond: Governments change… the lies stay the same.

General Ourumov: This is Colonel Ourumov. Come out with your hands above your head.

James Bond: How original.

Natalya Simonova: Do you destroy every vehicle you get into?

James Bond: Standard operating procedure. Boys with toys.

Xenia Onatopp: You don’t need the gun, Commander.

James Bond: Well, that depends on your definition of safe sex.

Jack Wade: Jack Wade, CIA.

James Bond: James Bond, stiff-ass Brit.